I'm pretty sure this little girl just whispered "I want Jeff Bridges as my dad" to her mother, telling her what she wished for on her birthday, just as Jeff Bridges walks in.
Also, this movie started out with Tommy Lee Jones (he's in everything) in a Scottish jail who MacGyvered the FUCK outta EVERYTHING in his jail cell and blew it up and therefore escaped.
AND which NOW there is a really weird robotic arm thing that this woman is teaching to type . The woman of which is being held hostage by this military guy? No, wait.... I have NO FUCKIN CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON. The robot arm is FRIED, Jeff Bridges wants a drink on his DAY OFF, I mean, now the robot arm is MAD! It's like they are in the future, and Jeff Bridges works for this elite squad who goes against ROGUE ROBOTS. Oh, he JUST had a flashback of... someone saying "Limb, (really????) help me!". Nancy! How many bytes remaining! I don't know, 23! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! Nancy! Don't give up on me!
OH MY GOD. What is. Going. On. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS MOVIE IS.
Also, the quality of this movie looks as if it were a Made-For-TV-Movie quality.
The plot thickens..... Jeff Bridges lives in a home with a shamrock and american flag painted on his door.... I think I can predict this one.... Tommy Lee Jones (the Scotsman) will have a HOEDOWN SHOWDOWN with Jeff Bridges (the Irish drunk lad). He probably still won't feel resolved after this.
Well, that girl's mom, aka Jeff Bridges gurlfraaaan plays the violin and is in her own world at the rehearsal for the "Founding Fathers". It's that All-American song they play as stuff blows up, the crescendo as fireworks go off.
HAHAHAHA Jeff Bridges' job is dismantling bombs! He sometimes dismantles car bombs I'm sure. And car bombs made by Irish people... So like..... Irish car bombs. AHHHH FOREST WHITTAKER is in this.
Now Jeff Bridges has to retire and he is going to miss the job. Forest Whittaker as 'the replacement'.
So... I guess that robot typing thing was some sort of bomb set up to where the woman couldn't stop typing or else they would explode. There was something in this scene that said "LUV U LUV U" and "FOR U BITCH"... Maybe what they were typing.
Also, I think I just read on the TV screen that this movie is called Blown Away.
Something in which I am not.
Also...... Scottish people hate Irish people, right? Or is it half of the Irish people hate the other half of the Irish people? Or.... Irish hate Americans? I don't know!
THIS IS WAY TOOOOOOO MUCH SORRYYYYYYYY!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WAIT I GET IT.
So the robot typing was there to take the place of the woman forced to type the same words over and over again or else the bomb would explode. And the military man was part of the bomb squad there setting up the robot.
OH God that took a while. OH WELL!
Also, this movie takes place in Boston. They have a lot of Irish people there right? Maybe Scots too?
oh and CUBA GOODING JR. is in this film.
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I had to smother my laughs while at job.
ReplyDeletehahahaha I'm glad this brought some joy to your workplace. That movie was... ay!
ReplyDeleteI was writing this as the movie was playing. I think I should start summarizing weird movies as they are playing. While under the influence. They are more confusing that way.
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